Monday, June 13, 2011

The Entire History of All AXE Commercials

bros!
s’fact that the sense memory
in which we have been characterized
to drench ourselves in body offenses and
branding strategies,
as we are trying to fill these dopes with Country Crock
and AXE body spray, providing
both “fetid, sugared-and-vague feelings of regret and manure/hamburger scents”
CLEAN YOUR BALLS & RAISE YOUR MOUTHHOLE
in a TV-addled-party call to musk-fried trough-style virtual mating girls!
it’s the top of the 9th inning for the nation’s date-rapists
& you’on deck son!

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