The Bro Not Taken

A man can be himself only so long as he is alone.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

Dam!,This Fukn Bangs!!
Real Whoopty!!!
Dis some good shit rockman
as the first fucking thing
this some hardpunch in the shoulder
some Babysitters Art Phag
some Blood Guts and Pussy
some face fuck, head giving ·
maidsex, cowgirl, doggy style, rough fuck,
Pornstar  arse-wipe, arsehole, arsenio-hall,
Flatulence Unlimited
Floss With This!

Butt of course,
Every amazing bromance moment
goes out the window because Arthur is being a straight faced fuck head.

A Piece of mine up at Up

He Refused to Let Them

i'm not dreaming of an anchor
biting my nails
down at the shore
strung out on gummie bear sugar
and bullshit youth

this is my second
i could do anything really

just tell me when
and guide me

Got a 12 disc changer in the Camaro and a in dash (so I can have up to 13 at a time ready to play right now )

Q.) Mr Rogers had a mostly black brother
A.)He had a gun, and Trayvon had Skittles

Q.) Denzel Washington's evil characters are somehow hispanic or have hispanic elements to them, but
Jessica Alba is beautiful,and what makes it worse is she's not a strong actress.
A.) Her choice lyrics of "oh oh-oh no no no" got stale.
all of the vocals are sung thru a vocoder, so it sounds like a band of lysergic robots doing candy

Q.)The Smiths were really a singles band.
A.) I soaked that ish up.

Q.) Is The Clash the most underrated of all-time?" Honestly,
A.) This may be the first thing you've ever written that is unequivocally correct.

And a Wow, I forgot how awful of a character Jar Jar is.

Wow just Wow

The Truth About GrabbaMuffin Deep Pore Cleanser

This product
 (along with Love
Your Face
 lotion) cleared
 up breakouts on my
chin and demolish
ed blackheads on my
 nose! Works well, but
you need to use a "generous
amount" for it to
do its job. (Jingle) Cyborgs
 love love love it, Come
 put a little love in
my glove

this will surely leave and be unwelcome to the memory

this is unusual
this is largely aesthetic
the distance
that separates that
this is a strange release\

this serves as a constant reminder
to be enjoyed (like a manifesto)
this is the most focused we've been

this is the section where two appear
this continues the drama
(like familial issues)
if this is the one we got
I got this down
Ah, yeah. ; )

Our Children Will Be Raised By Video Games Talking About Sugar While They Die

I don't really have a lot of interest in it, but
It was like an infusion of classic Disney elements and Pixar's awesomeness
with snatches of pointless conjecture

At the end, he drives into a tunnel. Funny stuff. But don't get me wrong- Chink is racial slur!
Furthermore, there are people (I'm not one of them) who are not naturally blind to their perspective
in terms of quality of thought
In my experience, people who are able to take drugs in moderation, and excel at everything, are the best kind of people.
It's all about perspective.