Showing posts with label flarf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flarf. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Got a 12 disc changer in the Camaro and a in dash (so I can have up to 13 at a time ready to play right now )

Q.) Mr Rogers had a mostly black brother
A.)He had a gun, and Trayvon had Skittles

Q.) Denzel Washington's evil characters are somehow hispanic or have hispanic elements to them, but
Jessica Alba is beautiful,and what makes it worse is she's not a strong actress.
A.) Her choice lyrics of "oh oh-oh no no no" got stale.
all of the vocals are sung thru a vocoder, so it sounds like a band of lysergic robots doing candy

Q.)The Smiths were really a singles band.
A.) I soaked that ish up.

Q.) Is The Clash the most underrated of all-time?" Honestly,
A.) This may be the first thing you've ever written that is unequivocally correct.

And a Wow, I forgot how awful of a character Jar Jar is.

Wow just Wow

Our Children Will Be Raised By Video Games Talking About Sugar While They Die

I don't really have a lot of interest in it, but
It was like an infusion of classic Disney elements and Pixar's awesomeness
with snatches of pointless conjecture

At the end, he drives into a tunnel. Funny stuff. But don't get me wrong- Chink is racial slur!
Furthermore, there are people (I'm not one of them) who are not naturally blind to their perspective
in terms of quality of thought
In my experience, people who are able to take drugs in moderation, and excel at everything, are the best kind of people.
It's all about perspective.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

if someone was in a coma for four years and you told them they only slept for an hour, then, to them, that time never happened.


time doesn't even exist. It's a man made invention and it only exists as it is interpreted by people.

or time does exist but our method of telling time is man made

time dialation occurs because sound is a wave, effected by the speed of an object.

and also I love you